Eddie gave me the actual phrase book the band used when they were in Holland touring-Just thought it could be useful for the next tour to Holland if you're going...
"I need an ambulance, the spiders are everywhere and I'm really quite scared"
"Do you charge by the hour, or by the inch?"
"Hi, is it busy inside tonight?"
"I'm here on holiday, my Grandmother is Dutch"
"Ajax/Feyenoord are the greatest team in the world"
"I have diplomatic immunity"
"I appear to have soiled myself, could you please call me a taxi?"
"So, what's a nice girl/boy like you doing in a place like this?"
"Please pump my stomach"
"Don't tell my girlfriend / wife / boyfriend / husband"
"Doctor, it really burns/stings/itches"