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Location: ? | Limes - sorry to hear about the death of your fellow cockney knees-up-mavva-bra-hn jellied eel pie'n'mash dodgy car-lot market stall selling banah-naahs pearly king behind the bar of the Queen Vic hero Mike Reid.
This'll get ya smiling:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke.funniest/index.html |
