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Location: Auchenblae, Scotland | OK Limes, no jokes handy but here are some questions for you to ponder.............
• If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
• Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
• If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
• Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
• Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
• Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
• Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
• Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
• If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner?
• Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
• Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
• If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
• Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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