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[QUOTE]LIMES - 2009-12-29 6:19 PM <strong><font color="#ff0000" size="6">Three men died on <span id="lw_1262113011_0" class="yshortcuts">Christmas Eve</span> and were met by <span style="BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; CURSOR: hand" id="lw_1262113011_1" class="yshortcuts">Saint Peter</span> at the pearly gates. <br /><br />"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes <span id="lw_1262113011_3" class="yshortcuts">Christmas</span> to get into heaven." <br /><br />The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. <br /><br />"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said. <br /><br />The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." <br /><br />Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates." <br /><br />The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. <br /><br />St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and <br />asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" <br /><br />The man replied, "These are Carols." </font></strong>[/QUOTE]
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Three men died on
Christmas Eve
and were met by
Saint Peter
at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes
Christmas
to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
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